01. Great Nachos, Great Price
02. Say Hello to Your Brand New Favorite Pizza
03. One Donut a Day
04. Fried Chicken
05. Bran Flakes
06. We'Re Gonna Kick Your Ass Today
07. Time for Tennis
08. European Football
09. Baseball Is Fun
10. Golf
11. Golf Is Groovy
12. Muffler Shop
13. At the Bar
14. London's Calling
15. Health Food Store
16. Pita City Falafel
17. Truck Drivin' Man
18. Big Mamma-Jamma
19. This Is One Hell of a Truck
20. Good Woman, Good Truck, Good Life
21. Nice Mother@#!*&G Truck
22. More Blades=better Shave
23. You'Ve Got to Have Faith (in Your Anti-Perspirant)
24. That Ain't Fresh
25. Mouthwash
26. Coffee Breath
27. Do You Like Waffles
28. Waffles Are Outrageous
29. Dippin'
30. Got to Dip It!
31. Everybody's Dipping
32. Beer in a Can
33. You Need a Beer
34. You'Re My One, You'Re My Only, You'Re My Beer
35. Drinking a Beer with My Lady
36. Light Beer
37. It's the Greatest Deal
38. Don't Wait Too Long
39. Blue Light Special
40. This Sale Is Going to Blow Your Mind
41. Big Sale
42. Mucho Caffeino, Pico Dinero
43. Drinkin' Time
44. You Ain't Never Drank No Soda Like This One Here
45. She Likes Yoo-Hoo (More Than She Likes Me-Hoo)
46. Leprechaun's Holiday
47. Life's Too Short
48. Why Do I Always Get in the Wrong Line at the Grocery Store?
49. You Can't Sleep
50. You Need Our Cold Medicine
51. Hooray for Santa Claus
